“Mommy, why do you have a garden flag that says ‘Welcome’ when you don’t actually mean it?”
I had to think about that for a minute.
“I’ve had it in the closet for a couple of years and figured I should use it at least once. And besides, I’m pretty sure the neighbors think I’m cranky.”
If I were to make a list, things that don’t make me cranky would be much shorter, but I’m trying to work on that.
Being in my 40’s makes me exceedingly cranky.
Discovering an empty wine bottle when it’s much too late to go buy another.
Opening the front door on a lovely rainy morning only to have it ruined by my neighbor blaring Banda music.
Finding a dog poop stuck to the rug.
Slow internet connections that cause pixelated movies.
Being excited to read a new book only to realize I’ve read the same sentence 29 times.
People knocking on my front door.
Yes, the Welcome garden flag is probably not the best choice for me but I was in a particularly good mood when I bought it and had decided I would try to become more friendly. I’d have people over, we’d sit and chat. But no, the dog hair and poop prevent that from happening and I remember why I’m cranky again.
“Mommy, this flag is better for you.”